Find the River-R.E.M.

When R.E.M.’s alleged masterpiece Automatic for The People was released, I didn’t even know it was coming. Once the self-proclaimed World’s Biggest R.E.M. fan, I had lost the magic when “Losing My Religion” had gone global. While Out of Time was a great album, yes, even “Shiny Happy People,” the band had lost what madeContinue reading "Find the River-R.E.M."

I Was Made for Lovin’ You–KISS

     When I was nine years old, there was only KISS. Nothing else mattered. Except NFL football. KISS, NFL football. But mainly KISS. Way, way back before then, I had been six when I walked in the kitchen after a day of first grade in Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas and found one of my older brothersContinue reading "I Was Made for Lovin’ You–KISS"

Never Knew Love Like This Before–Stephanie Mills

Ice has a primary function in a bar setting; it keeps your drink cold. It keeps the beer cold in the coolers; it makes strong, undrinkable liqueurs and concoctions consumable. We love ice for these and many other reasons. Little known to the average civilian is the other main purpose of ice in a packed,Continue reading "Never Knew Love Like This Before–Stephanie Mills"

Enjoy the Silence-Depeche Mode

How dare you buy this record. I didn't understand why Depeche Mode was as popular as they were in the '80's. I remember seeing the "People are People" video and thinking yeah, another British synth pop band, this time on a warship. They were just more of the same, interchangeable with Pet Shop Boys andContinue reading "Enjoy the Silence-Depeche Mode"

Viva la Vida-Coldplay

I consider Coldplay to be the '00's equivalent of middle-period Journey circa Escape: they were your girlfriend's favorite band that you weren't totally repulsed by. In place of loving ballads punctuated by Neil Schon's scorching guitar solos, you had catchy, hooky, non-threatening tunes that were fine for picnics and Saturday morning sojourns to the farmer'sContinue reading "Viva la Vida-Coldplay"

Bizarre Love Triangle–Frente!

This cover of New Order's sacred classic is so light, so cute, and just so damned...inappropriate. At first glance it sounds like it arose from the the middle of a Kidz Bop acoustic anthology, placed there like a Trojan Horse virus for the sole purpose of terrorizing a pale, slender former clubbist in Manchester, EnglandContinue reading "Bizarre Love Triangle–Frente!"